Mark Henry’s successful debut is already over and done with
to his amaze he has a match at Wrestlemania. The scene opens up backstage in
MetLife stadium with Dolph Ziggler, Mark Henry, and Tony Atlas engaged in a
conversation. Mark’s dressed in his usual Hall of Pain T-Shirt with wrestling
attire on it. Dolph’s wearing blue and yellow shorts that say show off on them
while Tony on the other hand is just wearing a suit like usual. The camera
moves to side the show to show Todd Grisham walking up to the group of men
wearing an expensive and fancy looking Armani suit with a smug look on his
face.
Todd Grisham: I hope you don’t mind if I interview you boys?
Oh we’re rolling I’m terribly sorry we’re here at MetLife Stadium folks. Hello
there ladies and gentlemen my name is Todd Grish…
Tony interrupts Todd laughing. Todd then has a scowl on his
face not taking too kindly to what Tony just did. Tony then takes the microphone
right out of Todd Grisham’s hand and begins to speak into the microphone himself
for the first time in 4 years. He then begins to speak in his Southern sounding
voice.
Tony Atlas: First thing's first we’re not boys we’re men
also you all better listen up. If anyone’s going to be constructing this here
interview its going to be none other than yours truly himself. Oh yeah I forgot
Todd you better get out of here if you know what’s good for you. Todd then
storms off angry knowing his suit cost so much that he even had to rent it and
now he won’t get a crucial interview he wanted was not helping his mood. Okay
let me see here first thing first hello ladies and gentlemen my name is Tony
Atlas and I am standing here with the World's Strongest Man Mark Henry and the
Showoff himself Dolph Ziggler. These two men right here have many things in
common I’ll proudly name a few for example. They both going to win tonight and
they both have more talent than the rest of the EBWF put together. They also
won their debut matches. Well anyway now that the facts are over my first
question goes to both of them it does not matter who answers actually what do ya’ll
think about your opponents tonight and overall what do you think about the
match at hand?
Mark eyes are a little widened as he pulls the microphone
over to his lips to begin speaking he inhales and exhales before he does
breathing heavily.
Mark Henry: I’ll be the one to answers these one’s you see
here Dolph and I are the perfect fit together. The camera moves to Dolph real
quick who is standing to Mark’s right smirking and then it goes back to
focusing on Henry. We have been working far too hard to give up now sure Dolph
may have lost last week but what better stage to get redemption on then
Wrestlemania? I’m going to do whatever it takes to make sure we come out to the
victory and I’m fairly confident that the show off will also. Dolph nods his
head in agreement smiling. Many of us dream of wrestling at Wrestlemania I don’t
usually get along with people but there’s no one else I’d rather team with in
this match then Dolph to be completely truthful. Now onto our opponents they’re
nothing but a big cluster of jokes. I’m having trouble to even begin on how
much of jokes they are. We have a guy who acts like he’s from the jersey shore
going around yelling “woo woo woo you know it bro” acting all big and bad with
his mighty words then you see here people we have another guy whom acts like a
larger Jesus. I can’t explain in detail how I feel about this it’s like we got
stuck facing the oddities this time around.
Tony then laughs bringing the microphone back to him to make
sure Mark’s still calm not wanting him to get too angry before the match is
even beginning.
Tony Atlas: Okay enough big man calm it down some. My next
question is for Dolph you must be feeling pretty salty about losing last week
to Bray right? Last time you had a match you got destroyed as a matter of fact,
flat out dominated like a Chihuahua fighting a Pit-Bull.
Tony then laughs handing the microphone again Dolph puts the
microphone to his lips to begin speaking but Tony laughs again before Dolph can
speak interrupting him. After an intense couple seconds Dolph finally begins to
speak.
Dolph Ziggler: You do know that flukes happen right? Last
week was nothing to care about all that matters is that I’m here competing on
the grandest stage of them all. We’re going to come out the winners I promise
you that we will destroy whoever decides to get in our way we’re on the same
page and we’re like sugar and spice with everything nice you just can’t go
wrong. We’re like a Gatorade on a hot summer day.
Tony laughs at how completely stupid he sounded with that
comment. He pulls the microphone to his lips to reply to Dolph.
Tony Atlas: I don’t
quite understand what you mean by “We’re like a Gatorade on a hot summer day”
are you saying little kids want to drink us? Oh no. Tony points at Mark
screaming. First sexual chocolate now this… ARE YOU SAYING MY BEST FRIEND IS
GATORADE WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING!? OH NO WHAT IF SOMEONE TRIES TO DRINK YOU AHHHH
I’LL SAVE YOU MARK!
Tony then finally calms down after a couple seconds of
screaming like some kind of lunatic.
Tony Atlas: Oh I know maybe if they can’t see you they won’t
drink you. Tony gets a giant tarp and throws it on Mark Henry. There we go
looks like I have saved the day once again. I clearly do not get enough credit
from all of you.
Mark gets frustrated knocking the tarp off of him taking the
microphone out of Tony’s hands. Breathing a few times exhaling loudly trying to
calm down his anger from what Tony just did. Dolph can’t help but smirk trying
to control his laughter at all of this.
Mark Henry: Will you please stop acting like a fool Tony.
What Dolph meant by we’re like a Gatorade on a hot summer day we’re refreshing
we’re something everyone needs.
Tony still looks confused about the whole ordeal feeling
lost he decides to nervously laugh and direct the conversation back to where it
was.
Tony Atlas: What exactly did you mean by that Dolph?
Dolph looks at Tony face palming Tony happens to have an
honest confused face though so Dolph doesn’t want to hurt his feelings. Dolph
decides it’s best if he just ends the whole thing.
Dolph Ziggler: You know what let’s just go out there and
finish business please can we?You could almost say all I want to do is show the world. Dolph then walks off without saying another
word.
Tony has a frown on
his face as the camera shows Dolph walking out on them with a smirk on his face
from the ironic thing that he’s going to end things on. The camera then slowly
pans back to Tony and Mark still standing there.
Tony Atlas: He’s kind of a goof ball anyway. The fans in the
MetLife stadium are laughing watching this. Well anyway Mark how about finishing
that interview.
Mark takes the microphone out of Tony’s hand taking a step
away from Tony to get a little bit of separation so he’s not speaking directly
into Tony’s face.
Mark Henry: Sorry Tony I’ll be taking care of things from
here on out whether it is the match or this interview that happens to be at
hand. I just want you to know that my undefeated streak will not be broken
tonight. I also want everyone in this arena to know tonight that I will do everything
in my arsenal to win tonight. Everyone’s going to be at their very best tonight
so that means I can’t slack at all Tony you hear me not one bit. It’s everyone’s
dream to be at Wrestlemania hell it’s been my dream to be at Wrestlemania and
now here I am. I guess you can my dream has become a reality. That’s how you
give an interview Todd. You should take some notes you never quite know maybe
you and the obvious large portion of our fans that are interviewers could learn
a thing or two.
Mark lets out a light laugh as Tony nods in agreement. Mark
then walks off with Tony slowly ending the interview. The last thing it shows
is Mark and Tony walking off happily as the camera pans away from them slower
and slower. Ending the scene once, and for all.
